So, if you were successful after the first two parts, then you have picked a game AND you have found people to play. Good for you, you are making me a proud writer. But there is one key factor here that seems to have been left out. Story! So in this part of HtBaGGM, I will give you some tips on how to put a good story together for your players.
1) Know your source material.
Like I said in [...]]]>
So, if you were successful after the first two parts, then you have picked a game AND you have found people to play. Good for you, you are making me a proud writer. But there is one key factor here that seems to have been left out. Story! So in this part of HtBaGGM, I will give you some tips on how to put a good story together for your players.
1) Know your source material.
Like I said in Part 1 of HtBaGGM you want to pick a setting that appeals to you and you might be somewhat familiar with. I once decided to play a Victorian-aged steampunk game, and though I have an interest in steampunk, I did not know enough. I had to re-read the manual several times before I was even ready to write a plot line. Now, if you give me a fantasy setting involving either a lot of magic or very little, I can write a good story in hours, if not minutes. If you are somewhat unfamiliar with the base material and what is put out in the manual, then see if they sell supplements to get you started. These will be books that contain beginning stories and plots to get you moving along. Most well-written RPG’s usually include one or two in the back of the main book.
2) Determine the length of the campaign.
Now that you are familiar with the source material, decide how long you want a story arc to go for. I myself usually have 1 extremely long story arc that is played out once every other week for a year or two. This seems like a long time, but if you think about it, there are 52 weeks in a year meaning 26 game sessions if you play every other weekend. That gives you plenty of time to ramp up to the big bad.
3) Come up with several mini-story arcs.
I usually come up with smaller story arcs that flow very well into the main story arc. That way you have stopping points where people can jump in and out of game or make new characters. For an example one of my recent games involved the group searching for devices scattered across the planet and they had to get them before the big bad did. Each mini-story arc was a continent and on every continent they faced some sort of challenge either physical, political or mental. It gave people a lot of opportunities to tweak their current characters or bring in a new one entirely.
4) Do not let actions sandbag your story.
There are a number of GM’s out there who will write the whole story down and that is the way it HAS to be. They force their players on a journey that the players may find fun, but not completely immersive. To combat this, I write how the story begins, and how the end point will go. Everything that happens in between is up to the players. We do this for them, so make it about them. Yes, there were times I had to throw the proverbial bag of gold in front of them to get them on track, but they enjoyed the fact I let them run the game how they wanted to. Plus, when one of them decides to screw something up you can just incorporate that into the overall screwing they will get from the game itself.
5) Be prepared!
Just like the Boy Scouts, you should always be prepared. For what? A game-changing (or breaking) action by a player. In my games there tend to be a lot of personalities. Sometimes these personalities clash and then they try to kill each other. I let it happen with the understanding between both of them that it means nothing more than re-rolling a character. That can be game-breaking, heck it can fubar your whole plot if you let it. Another example would be a player wanting to raze a whole city just because. This might be the city they have to swing back to in the end to fight the big bad. No worries, change things up a bit and give the big bad another reason for vengeance, the burning of his hometown, family and betrothed.
6) Actions have consequences.
We have all heard the saying about a butterfly farting causes hurricanes across the globe. (note: Dave means a butterfly flapping its wings.) Well, just like the nasty fart of a butterfly, the actions of your players have consequences. If they make poor decisions that could sandbag your plot then punish them, make them deal with a tedious task or an annoying NPC. Give them the evil GM grin the whole time so they know why they are being put through this. Or hell, just tell them this is because they were a dumbass and did ‘x’ action. When I had players acting stupid, a valley would magically appear. As they entered Hobgoblins would drop rocks on the party. They learned quickly that when a valley appeared they had done something dumb. Then one of them decided they would take a saving throw versus falling rocks. The hobgoblins threw Molotov cocktails.
On that note I will wrap up this edition of HtBaGGM. Next time we will deal with problems you will face as a GM. I hope you are finding these helpful and informative. If you have any questions about this article or want advice from a GM in general post a question in the comments, contact me on our Facebook page or via our email address.
]]>Most of us know what FCBD is. My problem is I always forget when it is. So I’m happy to tell you that it’s coming up soon! And by soon I mean this Saturday.
For the few that are not familiar with Free Comic Book Day, allow me to explain this Geek Halloween. You get to go to participating Comic Book shops and get free comics. It’s right in the damn name, kids. But PRS, isn’t every Halloween inherently geeky, what with the [...]]]>
Most of us know what FCBD is. My problem is I always forget when it is. So I’m happy to tell you that it’s coming up soon! And by soon I mean this Saturday.
For the few that are not familiar with Free Comic Book Day, allow me to explain this Geek Halloween. You get to go to participating Comic Book shops and get free comics. It’s right in the damn name, kids. But PRS, isn’t every Halloween inherently geeky, what with the cosplay and whatnots? Yes, yes it is. However, FCBD has less slutty costumes. Crap, I’m not really selling this here. Let me change tracks. IT’S FREE COMICS. And not just the shitty ones they couldn’t sell (well, some shops do that on top of the official FCBD comics. But who cares! FREE COMICS!).
How do I know my local independent comic shop is participating? click here. freecomicbookday.com provides a handy store locator.
I would like to see previews of the comics I might get for free? click here. You can see previews of many of the comics that are available via FCBD.
Now I demand to see a video of a monkey doing Kung Fu. That’s not particularly on topic with our conversation, but click here.
How long have they been engaging in these shenanigans! Monkey’s have been known to practice Kung Fu for thousands of years.
No, the free comics. How long has this been a thing? FCBD has been active since 2002.
Wow, that means this is their 10th year! That’s right! You know math.
I learned it from comic books. Comics may not really teach you math, but they promote literacy among kids.
I’m going to run out now and get my free comic books! No you aren’t. Wait til FCBD, the 5th of May, 2012.
No really, you have to wait. Hey, you can’t just take comic books! That’s stealing! What would Batman do!? http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/post/21845961964
]]>Why thank you, yes. I believe I will have the body bag. What vintage is it though?
]]>Why thank you, yes. I believe I will have the body bag. What vintage is it though?
]]>Something has to extraordinarily piss me off before I really want to rant about it. Hipsters were kind of a rolling boil topic for me as are certain types of hippies (but that’s for another time.) They were always grating but never anything too annoying. Dell on the other hand has done nothing but make me RAGE. Here is the whole story.
So sometime in late 2010 my wife and I decided to buy new laptops. My employer was a participant in [...]]]>
Something has to extraordinarily piss me off before I really want to rant about it. Hipsters were kind of a rolling boil topic for me as are certain types of hippies (but that’s for another time.) They were always grating but never anything too annoying. Dell on the other hand has done nothing but make me RAGE. Here is the whole story.
So sometime in late 2010 my wife and I decided to buy new laptops. My employer was a participant in the Employee Purchase Program with Dell which offers a discount to employees of preferred companies. I bought a Dell Studio 1749 and my wife bought a Dell Studio 1558. Mine came with a two-year warranty, as they were all supposed to. (Yes you can yell at me for not looking at the fine print of her warranty.) Her warranty was actually only good for one year, which I did not notice right off the bat. I have a sneaky feeling there was a reason for this.
Skip to December of 2011. I walk into the den one morning to hear her laptop fan going full bore. It sounds like our Dyson vacuum. I check it out and nothing is running on the laptop except iTunes, which should not have caused the fan to kick up that much. I do my normal diagnostics and nothing seems to be causing it. While I’m at work, the wife does some Google research and she comes across multiple forums reporting heat displacement issues with this model. Turns out there is only one vent on the dang thing, one heat sink (instead of one for the processor and one for the video card) and only one fan. Yeah, this sounds like a damn problem.
I tell her to look up her warranty and call Dell. This is when we realize it is out of warranty. I tell her to call anyway and see if there is anything they can do at this point since we were able to find reputable sites calling out Dell for this issue. (Funny thing is, they stopped making this model about 3 months after the reported issue was noticed.) She talks to someone in another land far far away and he transfers her to the Out of Warranty department. She speaks to someone else from the far away land and he keeps stating it is out of warranty and there is nothing he can do. She screams and yells and cites references to the posts online. He states he will escalate the problem.
A week later, we have not heard anything back from the man in the far away land. She has tried to email him and his manager and nothing. At this point I reach out to the Dell rep at work, to see if he can give me some advice on where to go next. Much to my surprise he doesn’t just point me in the right direction, he moves the issue to someone in his department to see if they can escalate it. Things look positive like they might be going somewhere. Then the Christmas and New Year’s holidays hit and all communications cease. We decide to give it till after the New Year holiday as our new contact might be on vacation. The wife emails her and nothing. SHIT.
At this point we are both beyond frustration. Then I think back on her previous computers. The ONLY time she did not bitch about a computer was when she had a Macbook. I had sworn up and down they would never be allowed back in my house as I do not agree with a lot of Apple’s business policies, plus her old Macbook was an IP address hog and refused to give up the IP address for the media server.
With that said, I reach out to the business Dell rep one last time and tell him “Thank you for going out of your way, but it appears we are beating a dead horse.” He writes back stating he has forwarded it to another group. That night the wife and I go to the Apple store and buy brand new iMacs. She gets the 21.5 inch standard and I get the 27 inch model. (I am an IT guy there is no need for me to justify the need for the big one other than it is awesome.) We are both happy. I install Boot Camp and Windows right away so I can play Star Wars.
Then the wife gets a call from another Dell person from a far away land, who states there is nothing he can do except give her a discount on the service call, because it is out of warranty. F YOU DELL! She asks to speak to his manager and he states “There is no one higher than me, I am the end of the line.” The wife responds that he is not the owner of Dell, so she’d like to speak to someone higher — the VP or CEO would be fine. Mr. far away land states “You will need to speak to legal.” Fine. Out of the blue he says “I will forward this to my manager.” I thought YOU were the “End of the line” ASSHAT.
A few days later the manager contacts the wife and lo and behold he states he cannot give her a new laptop. At this point she reiterates what she has been saying all along, that either a refund or a refurbished comparable laptop will be fine. He states he will see what he can do from his castle in a far away land. And then he emails her specs for a replacement laptop which is far superior. Now she has a laptop that she is only going to use until she is done with her dissertation, and then only if there is a problem with her work laptop. This all took almost 2 months to resolve!
That’s why I let a Mac into my home again and how I let one into my life for the first time. I love it. Honestly, am I part of the Apple cult? Only for computers, and ipods.
Thank you for reading my rant and hearing me out. Now, I want to hear your horror stories about Dell or other customer service. From now on, I truly believe I will buy products based on customer service reviews first and foremost.
]]>Have a good one, Nerdlings!
]]>Have a good one, Nerdlings!
]]>In our first installment of HTBGG we looked at deciding what type of game you want to play. Sadly, that was the easy part! So now that you have decided on a game you want to play and there is no one to GM it. You know the core material well enough or have read it enough times to understand it and you figure “I can GM, why not?” Before you jump in, you should [...]]]>
In our first installment of HTBGG we looked at deciding what type of game you want to play. Sadly, that was the easy part! So now that you have decided on a game you want to play and there is no one to GM it. You know the core material well enough or have read it enough times to understand it and you figure “I can GM, why not?” Before you jump in, you should know that there are a lot of situations that can arise before or during GM’ing that can be bothersome. This is where I come in.
In all honesty, getting a group together can be a big pain in the arse, but it is your first step to being a good GM. Here are some helpful tips to finding the right players:
a) Selling yourself:
You have to drum up interest and hype yourself quite a bit, but do not oversell yourself either. You do not want players walking away thinking you really did not live up to our own hype. Any GM should have enough confidence to make themselves sound somewhat awesome.
b) Advertise:
Go to your gaming stores and put up flyers or talk to the owners and mention that you want to run a game. See if they have a forum you can post on. Try local meetup sites as well.
c) Interviews:
When you start to get responses make sure to talk to your potential fodder (gamers) either face-to-face or via email. Make sure they are not complete loonies and also make sure they are open to many concepts and ideas. Make sure no one is easily offended, since gamers are nerds and geeks — offbeat and/or adult topics could easily come up. Also make sure they are decent people and decent conversationalists. All of this helps in the long run, especially if this is going to be a long-term campaign.
d) Be awesome:
Early on, establish your expectations for your players and yourself. Ensure that everyone knows what they are getting into. And always ask questions that might help you.
Here is my list of questions I ask potential gamers:
1) What types of games have you played in the past?
2) What type of character do you normally play or want to play?
3) Not that it will definitely happen, but are you okay if your character dies?
4) Can you work as a team, even if it means having to compromise from time to time?
5) Is there anything that offends you?
That’s it, 5 simple questions. When you talk to the rest of the players that want to join, you can figure out how they will all mesh together.
This is the end of Part 2, look out for Part 3 in the next few weeks.
Live long and prosper,
The Dave
Note: I am NOT here to promote any games of any sort. No one is paying me for this. If I bring up a game it is because I am FAMILIAR with it.
At the request of multiple people, I have decided to start a series of articles based around one thing, how to be a good GM/DM. I’m not sure how often this article will appear, but each one will contain one or two [...]]]>
Note: I am NOT here to promote any games of any sort. No one is paying me for this. If I bring up a game it is because I am FAMILIAR with it.
At the request of multiple people, I have decided to start a series of articles based around one thing, how to be a good GM/DM. I’m not sure how often this article will appear, but each one will contain one or two tidbits of information.
First let’s get some awkwardness out of the way here. There’s really no difference between a GM (Game Master) and a DM (Dungeon Master). DM’s tend to be more of the traditional dungeon-crawl style RPG like Dungeons and Dragons or Pathfinder, while GM’s are considered any other game that does not have extensive dungeon crawls. But really, it’s just different names for the same thing. I consider myself a GM, because the game I started with had no real dungeons. You can also have ST’s or story tellers, but this name was brought about by White Wolf as they felt ONLY their game told a story. Sorry, I got back on a soap box for a second; White Wolf is a good gaming company. From here on out I will refer to the person running the game as a GM (as that is what I am familiar with) and the players as fodder. So now we have that weirdness out of the way, let’s get down to the meat and potatoes.
The first order of business should be deciding on what game you want to run. This can actually be a hard decision. There are a lot of games out there and when you walk into any gaming store you will be inundated with a slew of choices. If you have played before, use that experience to figure out what you like. There are so many types of games that vary in play style including fantasy high magic, fantasy low magic, steam punk, Victorian age games, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, detective, and the list goes on and on and on. Look up reviews for games that interest you. Amazon can be useful here, they usually have sample chapters in addition to the reviews.
Armed with your new knowledge of different games; head into your local game store and pick up a game core rulebook and maybe an expansion or two if you have the money. My personal suggestion is this: go to the store often and play in other games. Listen to what people have to say and what they might want to play. The reason for this is, even though you may have a core group of friends who want to play, what happens if someone leaves? I will bring up fodder (players) in another chapter; in fact the fodder will be the focus of multiple parts of this series.
I hope you enjoyed part I of my new series, look for more in Part II which will be coming to a Nerd Up blog near you.
]]>Seriously, not an ounce of humility in that Reed Richards.
]]>Seriously, not an ounce of humility in that Reed Richards.
]]>“And now we know how Stella really got her groove back”
]]>“And now we know how Stella really got her groove back”
]]>Most sites come out with their best of 2011 list sometime in mid-December. I think this is rubbish! 2011 was not even fully over, you fuxtardz, who knows what might happen between mid-December and January 1st? So with that out of the way, here weee goooooooooo! *Disclaimer: I will only be focusing on the things I can actually talk about.
1)Best video game (console): I had to really think on this one. In the end, it came down to either Skyrim or [...]]]>
Most sites come out with their best of 2011 list sometime in mid-December. I think this is rubbish! 2011 was not even fully over, you fuxtardz, who knows what might happen between mid-December and January 1st? So with that out of the way, here weee goooooooooo! *Disclaimer: I will only be focusing on the things I can actually talk about.
1)Best video game (console):
I had to really think on this one. In the end, it came down to either Skyrim or Batman: Arkham City. Both were great games! I enjoyed pretending I was Batman and taking on the thugs and villains of Arkham. It was very nicely done, but a bit too short. Skyrim, well, let’s just say I have yet to even finish it. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great game. The arrow-to-the-knee jokes did meme themselves out a bit, but oh well. I will say I fully enjoyed/am enjoying it, but my next entry has taken over my life.
2)Best video game (PC):
Star Wars: The Old Republic (SWTOR)… really, do I need to say any more? The gameplay is just wow, the story is fully immersive and makes me feel like it is tailored to me, and me alone. I get a spaceship, which I have nicknamed Slave 0.12 as it looks like Fett’s Slave I. And I get to be an awesome bounty hunter! Really, it’s a great game and thus far has not disappointed in the MMORPG department.
3)Best new TV show:
This is a hard one for me. There were a lot of good shows that deserved a nod in this category: some on hiatus, some cancelled, some returning for season 2. There really was a lot to consider, but I had to go with Game of Thrones on HBO. Why? Because it’s nice to see a fantasy book turned into a very well-done show. Most of the time a book gets absolutely slaughtered in the transition to the small screen, so it made me very happy to see one that is pretty faithfully made. Add in all the craziness and Sean Bean and bam! Best show of the year.
4)Best movie (all genres):
I chose to stick with the movie I thought was the best of the year overall, or else I would have to break this down into god knows how many categories. But deciding on just one movie was hard. I mean, we had Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II, Captain America, The Muppets, etc. It was a year of great geektastic movies! My pick is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II. Why? Because it was the end of an era. These are books kids grew up with about the same rate that Harry did in the books. It was amazing to see this type of love for a book in this modern digital age. And then to be able to watch the characters grow in the movies was even better. My only wish is that when Voldemort enters the afterlife, he is reunited with his nose.
5)Most epic event:
My wedding. My wife and I were married on October 29th in downtown Raleigh. It was a cool ceremony full of zombies, references to the movie Up and just tons of things that made it us. We tailored everything to us all the way down to our Boston Crème Pie wedding cake with a topper that had a zombie bride, groom and 2 zombie dogs. There was a TARDIS and a fez. Moss from The IT Crowd even made an appearance on a shirt. But what made it epic was I got to marry my best friend.
So 2011 was an awesome year for a lot of things. And there are a lot of things to look forward to this year as well. Here is the short list:
1)The Hobbit!!!
2)Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning (Xbox360, PS3, PC)
3)More blogs, artwork from Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit, Susan Z’s first blog, and possibly podcasts from us here at Nerd-Up
4)John Carter
5)Brave
6)The Hunger Games
7)The Avengers
8)The Cabin in the Woods
9)The Dark Knight Rises
10)The 2012/2013 NFL season
11)My wife finishing her PhD
12)And the list goes on and on
So enjoy folks. I look forward to providing you more entertainment in the year to come. I wish you all the best and I will get with you soon!
Over and out,
-The Dave
]]>And yet, they still haven’t come back to destroy us.
]]>And yet, they still haven’t come back to destroy us.
]]>Comic from Nerd-Up
]]>Comic from Nerd-Up
]]>(Or I used to have a life, but then I took an arrow to the knee)
I spend 40 hours a week at a job that is just so-so. That feels like time wasted to me. Much of my time is spent on tedious work or dealing with clueless users who break their laptops with a vengeance. There are days it feels like my job is a black hole sucking my life away. Honestly, I am thankful I have a job [...]]]>
(Or I used to have a life, but then I took an arrow to the knee)
I spend 40 hours a week at a job that is just so-so. That feels like time wasted to me. Much of my time is spent on tedious work or dealing with clueless users who break their laptops with a vengeance. There are days it feels like my job is a black hole sucking my life away. Honestly, I am thankful I have a job in this economy. Things could be worse. Or… things could be extremely awesome!!
Enter Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, or the figurative arrow to the knee of life. There’s a phrase that’s uttered repeatedly by the guards in the game. It goes: “I used to be an adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee.” You really need to hear this done as a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation.
I distinctly remember telling my soon-to-be wife that the Friday after our honeymoon was Skyrim Friday and I would be dead to her. At first she took offense to this, but she understands I am a gaming geek, and realized it worked in her favor. It meant I would be busy and she’d have uninterrupted time to work on her PhD. I play everything: table top RPG’s, board games, card games and video games. I could spend hours in my own little world, doing just what I want to do — gaming. I don’t even have to be productive about it, which makes Skyrim all that much better.
The first week or so of playing was fine and dandy. I felt like I could put it down at any point. Then I killed a few dragons and got sucked into a civil war between two factions in the land of Skyrim. I couldn’t abandon my new NPC friends — they NEEDED the Dragonborn to help them save their castles and villages from dragon destruction! After I liberated the city of Whiterun from the evil Imperials, I met a guard who touched my heart. I call him Stormcloak Guard Bob. I make sure to stop in and see him on my adventures so he can tell me about how he used to adventure, until he took an arrow to the knee. Oh Stormcloak Guard Bob, you poor sodding bastard, will your life ever be as fulfilled as it used to be? Will that arrow injury ever fully heal?
The main quest of the game is to figure out why dragons are being resurrected and then go kill the Big Bad. My guess is if you just went about the main quest, the game would take you maybe 30 hours to complete. But not Skyrim! Like with its predecessors in the Elder Scrolls series, there is a lot to do in this game. I’ve spent at least 50 hours finding items for people in towns or running through dungeons to see what cool items might be there. I have also spent countless hours mixing herbs together to make potions, or smithing armor, or enchanting armor with cool effects. There is SO much to do!
This is what my real life has devolved into thanks to Skyrim. I get home from work and take care of my husbandly chores and then I turn on the Xbox and go adventuring, all so Bob can tell me about his knee. Thankfully my wife does not work on her paper all the time, so she breaks me out of the routine and I can pull that jagged arrow out of my knee and enjoy the world around me. Still, for those few glorious hours most weeknights, I am an adventurer, I am the Dragonborn, and I kick ass! If you’re looking for something to pass away time or you need something to really immerse you into its environment, then I highly suggest this game. They did an amazing job. Well, until they took an arrow to the knee.
]]>(Just a rant)
Hey all, Dave here back in the saddle again. As you may have noticed, we are slowly rebuilding Nerd-Up into an info/news dump with a touch of podcasting when we can. The site will house our rants, news stories, and anything we find cool or amusing. Part of the process is a redesign of the site and logo, which the magnificent Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit is doing. He really is magnificent, take note.
Well, he said he needed some nerdy [...]]]>
(Just a rant)
Hey all, Dave here back in the saddle again. As you may have noticed, we are slowly rebuilding Nerd-Up into an info/news dump with a touch of podcasting when we can. The site will house our rants, news stories, and anything we find cool or amusing. Part of the process is a redesign of the site and logo, which the magnificent Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit is doing. He really is magnificent, take note.
Well, he said he needed some nerdy imagery to add to the white space in one of the logos. I immediately went to The IT Crowd (a default nerd item for me), grabbed an image, and linked it to give him inspiration. Then for shits and giggles, I went to Google and typed in “iconic nerd images”*. The results were horrifying. There were your obligatory images of San Diego Comic Con, a Spock cartoon**, a t-shirt with some Super Mario imagery, Stan Lee, a D&D setup, a stuffed minotaur and of course Doctor Who. Yes, typical nerd items and there were a fair amount of them. But mixed in with the images I consider actually nerdy were some alarming photos. They were photos of people who were definitely part of the cool crowd, wearing thick-rimmed glasses*** and nerdy clothes like button-up shirts with bow ties. NO! Bad hipsters! I promise you with all of my heart and nerdy soul, that is not what it means to be a nerd.
So, for all of you out there that were picked on when you were young for playing D&D or collecting comics, this post is for you. For those who had to wear the thick-rimmed glasses with no other choice and had to tape them up when they broke, this post is for you. For those who were shunned and looked down upon well before nerdiness went mainstream, this post is for you. Go ahead call me a nerd hipster — I was a nerd before it was cool. I can deal with that, because I know I will be a nerd long after it is cool and I am 100% comfortable in that and love my position in life.
*Here is the link for proof… linky
**I found it funny that Google docs has decided that spock is wrong, but Spock capitalized is right. Love Google.
***True story, in Raleigh there is a growing epidemic of these hipsters having the frames only, without even plain glass or plastic in the frames.
]]>Kingsley Broke Down In Tears After Watching Scorsese’s Hugo
“After remembering what it was like to be in a good movie”
]]>Kingsley Broke Down In Tears After Watching Scorsese’s Hugo
“After remembering what it was like to be in a good movie”
]]>My name is Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit. And I would like to thank you for… um. Huh. You see, you’ve provided so much entertainment over the years, I feel as if I should say thanks. But the problem is, every time I think of something I love and want to give thanks for, you take it away. Whether you blame a strike, non-marketability, or some other reason that, of course isn’t “your” fault, you take it away. You lash out and [...]]]>
My name is Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit. And I would like to thank you for… um. Huh. You see, you’ve provided so much entertainment over the years, I feel as if I should say thanks. But the problem is, every time I think of something I love and want to give thanks for, you take it away. Whether you blame a strike, non-marketability, or some other reason that, of course isn’t “your” fault, you take it away. You lash out and kill with a lack of concern that betrays your seeming hatred for quality. You refuse to take credit when one of your network children does the dirty deed (FOX, stay on that couch and don’t speak until I’m through) because you want to be loved. But Hollywood, your glory days are done. You see, the internet has taken you down. You once shone in the sunlight. You used to twinkle in the spotlight. But thanks to sites like TMZ (and I say “thanks” very loosely), your dirty underbelly has been shown. Your stars, which would once glitter all night, and sometimes even into the daylight, now are nothing more than shooting stars, burning out in a second’s time. Now we have to deal with bouts of insanity since your dependents earn more money than a 100 of us Morlocks earn in a lifetime. They stand around and humble-brag that playing pretend for a living is “hard,” or standing still for 3 hours and making a pouty face to receive the market value of my house is too mentally draining. Or Andy Dick.
“What happened to you, Hollywood?” I should ask. But right now, I’m too busy looking through my pockets to find the number for my mortgage broker (I may want to catch a matinee). I know it’s around here somewhere. I set it right next to the rat’s ass I was planning on giving, but sadly, I can’t find that either.
You may be wondering why I’m bringing this all up now. Well, I just heard that Community was shelved. This, to me, was the last straw. I was angry when you put Firefly into mothballs, annoyed after Remington Steele was stolen from us, pissed off when Brisco County Jr rode off into the sunset, and dismayed when the Tick went to fight that harsh mistress, retirement, with nary a kiss of syndication in sight. Never mind shows like the Unusuals, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, etc. But with the putting-to-pasture (we all know what an unscheduled hiatus means) of Community, you’ve stricken one of the few (I can’t really think of any others at this moment) smart, quirky, unique, genius shows off the schedule. Now I realize that you, Hollywood, have become exactly what you produce: an immature, drug-crazed whore that cares not for those that care about you. You have become the Lindsey Lohan, the Chris Farley, and whichever of the Olsen twins was the immature, drug-crazed whore (lets just say both). You take the dreams of actors and comedians and writers and musicians and viewers, cut them with a razor, and snort them off the mirror that you are too ashamed to look at. You wipe your powdered face, smile, enjoy the magic that is contained in those dreams, and then move on to your next fix.
I fear for the state of three things in this world, this world I will leave to my children and my children’s children. The state of the Government, the state of education, and the state of our entertainment. The government will always be cyclical. A Republican fixes some things, breaks others. Then a Democrat fixes those things and breaks others. Education will be pursued by those who truly desire it. But entertainment, which has so much meaning to us, seems to have no meaning left to give.
Hollywood, from the most bottomest of my heart, I beg of you. Go do what you need to. And I hope to wake to a better world, where when I look at the front page of IMDB, I see that you’ve been found in a closet, hanged, and with Andy Dicks’ asphyxiated body still dangling from your naughty bits. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m sure they are minutes away from greenlighting Twilight the Television show to replace Psych, The Walking Dead, Happy Endings and 30 Rock. Which means my metaphorical sniper rifle is cocked, locked, and ready to rock, and that bell tower is playing my song.
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]]>Holy smokes, kids, could it be an actual episode? Yes, indeedy, and it’s only a year late!
This one’s all over the map, but some of the topics are boring pr0n, D20 pr0n, geeky movies (including Avatar and Black Dynamite), and a whole fistful of geeky tv (from Spartacus: Blood and Sand to Kitchen Nightmares). Be advised that some of the audio was lost due to technical difficulties, but we’ve patched it up and are sending our [...]]]>
Holy smokes, kids, could it be an actual episode? Yes, indeedy, and it’s only a year late!
This one’s all over the map, but some of the topics are boring pr0n, D20 pr0n, geeky movies (including Avatar and Black Dynamite), and a whole fistful of geeky tv (from Spartacus: Blood and Sand to Kitchen Nightmares). Be advised that some of the audio was lost due to technical difficulties, but we’ve patched it up and are sending our little Frankensteinian monster out into the world.
]]>On this episode, we’re talking about TV. The great shows that were canceled before their time, the horrors that weren’t, and a few of the lovelies that are still on the air.
You want details? Pushing Daisies, The Middleman, Battlestar Galactica, Veronica Mars, Castle, Heroes, and The Big Bang Theory, for a start.
We also talk about the joys of parents connecting with technology. You have been warned.
]]>On this episode, we’re talking about TV. The great shows that were canceled before their time, the horrors that weren’t, and a few of the lovelies that are still on the air.
You want details? Pushing Daisies, The Middleman, Battlestar Galactica, Veronica Mars, Castle, Heroes, and The Big Bang Theory, for a start.
We also talk about the joys of parents connecting with technology. You have been warned.
]]>Aw yeah. That’s right, kids, the first ever episode of Nerd-Up is finally here. The Dave and I plan to put out a show every other week or so. We’ll be talking about whatever geekery strikes our fancy, ranging from geekjuries (a topic in this very episode) to hardcore geeking about particular shows, movies, games, and so on. We’ve got lazy show notes this time. No promos this go-round either. Look, it’s been a hell of a week, so consider [...]]]>
Aw yeah. That’s right, kids, the first ever episode of Nerd-Up is finally here. The Dave and I plan to put out a show every other week or so. We’ll be talking about whatever geekery strikes our fancy, ranging from geekjuries (a topic in this very episode) to hardcore geeking about particular shows, movies, games, and so on. We’ve got lazy show notes this time. No promos this go-round either. Look, it’s been a hell of a week, so consider yourself lucky that I’m even mentioning that the opening music is from Tom Smith, and the closing music is from The Funny Music Project aka The FUMP.
Hope you enjoy! It only gets better from here, kids.
]]>You know it had to happen folks, someone had to make the first W00t post.
So welcome to NerdUp where we will provide you with all things nerdy / geeky/ dorky / obscure.
For my first post I want to talk gaming now granted that is not the topic of our first episode but hey I don’t care. I love gaming, in fact if you are here you probably do as well. Notice I said probably since not every nerd is a [...]]]>
You know it had to happen folks, someone had to make the first W00t post.
So welcome to NerdUp where we will provide you with all things nerdy / geeky/ dorky / obscure.
For my first post I want to talk gaming now granted that is not the topic of our first episode but hey I don’t care. I love gaming, in fact if you are here you probably do as well. Notice I said probably since not every nerd is a gamer.
Well honestly let’s discuss, what is your favorite type of gaming and why? How long have you been actively gaming and what is your favorite game of all time?
Mine? My favorite type of gaming is tabletop or RPG boardgame because it leaves so much to the imagination. There is so much you can do and think and well if you are a perv like me, every game session has at least one uncalled for remark.
I have been actively gaming for well over 10 years, I got a late start people! I started with Vampire the Masquerade and moved into a homebrew named Midian which is an excellent homebrew if I do say so myself and can be found at http://lost-souls.servebeer.com
And my favorite games of all time are Midian for tabletop and Runebound for boardgame followed up closely by Infernal Contraption for a quick but friend devastating card game.
So there you have the first actual post about nerdiness. Now I need to get back to work, the world of IT calls and I must beckon.
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